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    …And The Baristas Shall Inherit The Earth

    | El Paso, TX, USA |

    Me: Good morning, what can I get for you?

    Customer: “Did you go to church today?”

    Me: “No.”

    Customer: “Why not?! It’s Sunday and you should be giving thanks to the Lord! I don’t like this… let me speak to your manager NOW.”

    Me: “Ma’am, this isn’t a Christian establishment where we are required to go to church.”

    Customer: “Get your manager!”

    Manager: “Yes, ma’am?”

    Customer: “Why don’t your employees go to church on Sunday?! This is an outrage.”

    Manager: “Well, if we did there would be no one here to make your delicious coffee when you get out of church.”

    Customer: “Well, I guess that’s okay. I’ll let Jesus know that you guys are helping me so that you don’t go to Hell.”