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    …And Stupidity Resolves Itself

    | Maine, USA |

    Large Woman 1: “This is not my ice cream, I ordered the butter pecan! It’s simple–just scoop ice cream!”

    Large Woman 2: “This is not my ice cream either, I ordered the maple walnut! How d*** complicated is it to give people the right ice cream?”

    (Glancing at both of their ice creams, I realize that the problem was their fault, because they just took each other’s ice cream.)

    Me: “Yeah, complicated…”

    (I walked out back and looked at them on the security camera, until they realized they were the idiots, and left.)