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    | Monterey, CA, USA |

    Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I’d like a Coke.”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir, we make smoothies here. Have you looked at our menu?”

    Customer: “You don’t have any Coke?”

    Me:¬†”No, sir. Just fruit drinks.”

    Customer:¬†”Oh. Well, I’ll have a coffee then.”

    Me: “Sir, we don’t serve coffee here. Just smoothies.”

    Customer: “What kind of drink shop is this?!¬†I come in here trying to get a drink, and you don’t have anything!”

    Me:¬†”We’re a smoothie shop, sir. What kind of fruit do you like?”

    Customer: “I HATE FRUIT!” *storms out of the store*