(I’m helping a couple check out at the front desk.)

Me: “Okay, and how would you like to settle the bill?”

Husband: “Put it on my card you have.”

Wife: “No, put it on my credit card.” *hands me her credit card*

Husband: “No! put it on my credit card!”

Wife: “Don’t worry about him, just put it on mine.”

Husband: *grabs wife’s credit card*

Wife: “Fine, do what you want! I’m out of here!” *storms out of the hotel*

(The husband runs out after his wife; 10 minutes passes by and he finally returns.)

Husband, very quietly: “Put it on her card…”

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