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    Anatomically Correct Vs Politically Incorrect

    | Washington, USA | Bizarre

    (I’m in the restroom while on duty in uniform. I walk in the door.)

    Customer: *startled* "Oh!"

    Me: "Sorry, excuse me."

    Customer: "You people use the bathroom too?"

    Me: "Yes, we only have the one, so everyone uses the same one.”

    Customer: "I guess I never thought of you as real people.”