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    An Unsalvageable Lie

    | Ottawa, Canada | Uncategorized

    Customer: “Hi, I’d like to return this. *hands me a metal, foot-operated garbage bin*

    Me: “Sure, I’ll need the receipt please.”

    Customer: “I don’t have it.”

    Me: “OK, is there any reason why you’re returning it?”

    Customer: “Yeah, my wife didn’t want it.”

    Me: “Did you use it?”

    Customer: “No.”

    (I open it to find an old dirty sock.)

    Me: “Sir, I can’t take this. There’s a dirty sock in there.”

    Customer: “That was already in there.”

    Me: “…”