Made You The Butt Of His Joke
(We are making pizza in the kitchen and I start getting silly cuddly and randomly grabbing at my boyfriend. I grab his butt and he turns to me, very serious.)
Boyfriend: “That’s my poopin’ butt.”
Me: “As opposed to your non-pooping butt?”
Boyfriend: *grabs mine and says* “Yeah, and this is my sexin’ butt!”
(I just rolled my eyes, laughing, and lightly smacked him.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
