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An Offering To The Literary Gods
Library | Melbourne, Australia
(I’m sitting at the reference desk when a lady walks in with a beautiful bouquet in one hand, a bag full of freshly-baked loaves of bread in the other, and a ferocious scowl on her face. She comes to the desk and slams down the flowers.)
Lady: *growls* “Flowers for librarians!”
(She slams down the bread, then growls again.)
Lady: “Bread for librarians!”
(She then puts both hands on the desk and leans forward.)
Lady: *snarling* “Now find me a book!”
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