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    An Offer Without A Leg To Stand On

    | MD, USA |

    (A customer pays at window and continues to sit there.)

    Customer: “We could run away together.”

    Me: “Uhm…”

    Customer: “But we wouldn’t get very far. I don’t have any legs.”

    Me: *noticing the handicap tags on the mirror* “How are you driving?”

    Customer: “It’s a secret.” *drives away*