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An Idiot At Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush

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(Note: GPS systems in the area around our hotel rarely work.)

Caller:: “I’m lost. How do I get to you?”

Me: “Where are you?”

Caller:: “I don’t know! I’m lost!”

Me: “What are you near?”

Caller:: “Bushes.”

Me: “You’re going to have to be more precise. I can’t tell where you are just by your description.”

Caller:: “They’re small bushes!”