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    An Ate For Two Special

    | Fort Lee, NJ, USA | Food & Drink

    Customer: “Hi, I’ll have one Penne Milano.”

    Me: “Okay, is there anything else I can get you?”

    Customer: “One should be enough to feed eight people, right?”

    Me: “No, unfortunately. At most, it could feed two.”

    Customer: “Well, how can I make it feed eight?”

    Me: “Perhaps you can order more than one?”