America: Land Of The Delusional
(I am an Asian-American girl without any accent. I’m working the information desk in a busy, urban hospital setting. An older, kindly woman approaches my desk.)
Woman: *in a perfect Irish brogue* “I just wanted to ask you a question.”
Me: “Sure. What can I help you with?”
Woman: “Are you American?”
Me: “Yes, I am.”
Woman: *smiles kindly* “No, you’re not.” *walks away*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.