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    Always Right, Unless There’s Not Enough Light, Part 2

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    Me: “Hello there, sir. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “I’m looking for batteries for this calculator.”

    Me: “Okay, but just so you know, that calculator doesn’t really need batteries. It has little solar panels right on the front that power it.”

    Customer: “Solar panels? I want to use this calculator indoors!”

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