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    Always Right, Even When Making A Nation Of 130 Million Vanish

    | Dallas, TX, USA | Top

    Caller: “I need a provider who can speak Spanish.”

    Coworker: “Okay, we can find one for you.”

    Caller: “Really? What if I wanted a provider who spoke Japanese?”

    Coworker: “No problem, we have those.”

    Caller: “Really? You have providers who speak Japanese?”

    Coworker: “Yes.”

    Caller: “But Japanese don’t exist!”