Always Right, Even If It Requires Changing The Space-Time Continuum
Movie Theater | Oklahoma City, OK, USA |
(A customer walks up to the box office, obviously very angry. She throws a newspaper down onto the counter.)
Customer: “Sir, these show times are wrong.”
Me: “Ma’am, those are yesterday’s show times.”
Customer: *smugly* “Well, why are they in today’s paper?”
Me: “That’s yesterday’s paper.”
Customer: “Oh… well, they’re still wrong!”
Me: “…”
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