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    Me: “Thanks for calling [store]. This is [name].”

    Caller #1: “How much is it to rent a movie?”

    Me: “It all depends. Which one were you thinking of?”

    Caller #1:Insidious.”

    Me: “That’d be $3.96. That’s with tax.”

    Caller #1: “Okay, thanks.” *hangs up*

    (About thirty seconds passes before the phone rings again.)

    Me: “Thanks for calling [store]. This is [name].”

    Caller #2: “How much is it to rent Insidious?”

    Me: “That’s gonna be $3.96, with tax.”

    Caller #2: “Okay, how much is that?”

    Me: “That’s the price. $3.96.”

    (There’s about ten seconds of silence before I ask if anyone’s there. I hang up after no response. Thirty seconds later, the phone rings again.)

    Me: “Thanks for calling [store], this is [name].”

    Caller #3: “Hey, how much is it to rent Insidious with tax?”

    Me: “$3.96.”

    Caller #3: “Okay, thanks. We’ll be right in!”

    Me: *confused*