Park visitor: “Excuse me, sir. I was wondering about where I could see deer in this park.”

Me: “Just about anywhere.”

Park visitor: “And what about the dangeroos?”

Me: “The what?!”

Park visitor: “The dangeroos. Where should I go for those?”

Me: “I don’t think we have dangeroos. In fact, I don’t think that’s even a word.”

(The visitor pulls out a yellow information sheet. Everyone who enters National Parks receives one at the entrance.)

Park visitor: *pointing at sheet* “Right here. It says, ‘Bears are dangeroos’. I thought that was a type of bear you had here.”

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