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    Almost As Dangeroos As The Jackalopes

    | Montana, USA |

    Park visitor: “Excuse me, sir. I was wondering about where I could see deer in this park.”

    Me: “Just about anywhere.”

    Park visitor: “And what about the dangeroos?”

    Me: “The what?!”

    Park visitor: “The dangeroos. Where should I go for those?”

    Me: “I don’t think we have dangeroos. In fact, I don’t think that’s even a word.”

    (The visitor pulls out a yellow information sheet. Everyone who enters National Parks receives one at the entrance.)

    Park visitor: *pointing at sheet* “Right here. It says, ‘Bears are dangeroos’. I thought that was a type of bear you had here.”

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