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    Almost As Bad As The Large Hadron Collider

    | Phoenix, AZ, USA |

    Customer: “Hey, what’s the deal with this cherry slushie?”

    Me: “Sorry, sir?”

    Customer: “It’s WHITE!”

    Me: “Yes, sir…”

    Customer: “Why isn’t it RED?!”

    Me: “Sir, the watermelon flavor is red.”

    Customer: “That’s sacrilegious!”

    Me: “Sir, the color does not make a difference in the flavor.”

    Customer: “You should be ashamed!”

    Customer’s wife: “Okay, let’s just let the man do his job, it’s not his fault for the color of the slushies.”

    Customer: “It’s embarrassing!”

    Customer’s wife, to me: “I’m sorry…”

    Me: “Have a nice day.”

    Customer: “YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!”