November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Allergic To Common Sense

| Citrus Heights, CA, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink, Health & Body

Me: “‘Strawberries Wild’ for [name]! ‘Strawberries Wild’ for [name]!” *customer comes up* “Hey, here’s your ‘Strawberries Wild’.”

Customer: “This doesn’t have strawberries in it, does it? I’m deathly allergic to strawberries.”

Me: *blink* “…Let me make you a new smoothie…”