Baby Boom
(I’m thirty weeks pregnant with #3 and just got out of the shower. I go to lie next to my husband.)
Me: “You know, love, there are just some things you can’t say until after you’ve been together for years and someone has seen everything. Like giving birth.”
Husband: “True.”
Me: “So I was in the shower and I farted and it was so loud the baby jumped.”
Husband: *nearly falls off the bed laughing*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
