All You Can Elite

(I am a server at a buffet-style restaurant. Since the customers get the food themselves, I am there to seat them, clear their plates, and assist with any problems.)

Me: “Hi, welcome to [Restaurant]. If you will please follow me, I’ll show you to your table.”

(I take the family of four to their table and point out where to get plates and cutlery from as well as show them the general layout of the buffet.)

Customer: “So, I’ll have the roast, some potato salad, and a coke.”

Me: “Uh, sir, this is a buffet restaurant.”

Customer: “Yeah, so?”

Me: “There is no menu. You go to the buffet and choose the food yourself. That’s the point of a buffet.”

Customer: “Oh, I know. I just can’t be bothered waiting in that horrendous line!”