November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

All The News That’s Fated To Print

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(Note: this takes place on a Friday afternoon.)

Customer: “Excuse me, I know you’re probably not supposed to do this, but can I have Sunday’s paper?”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “Sunday’s paper. I’d like the coupons.”

Me: “We actually don’t have any leftover—”

Customer: “Leftover? No, no. I mean this coming Sunday.”

Me: *confused* “But it’s Friday.”

Customer: “I know, but I want to get a head start!”