All That Glitters Is Not Old

| Florida, USA | Family & Kids, Top

(I’m working at a face painting booth at a local park. A gentleman in his 60s comes up with two small girls. They decide to get painted and hop into the chairs.)

Me: “Sir, the designs they chose both come with optional glitter and lipstick. Is that okay?”

Gentleman: “Absolutely, go all out! Glitter, lips, the works. Maybe this’ll teach Grandma not to leave the kids alone with Pop-Pop!”