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    | Auckland, New Zealand | Crazy Requests

    (The bookstore is located in the center of town, so we often have peculiar occurrences.)

    Me: “Hi there, sir. Is there anything I can help you with today?”

    Customer: “I’m looking for a card.”

    Me: “Our card section is right this way. What occasion did you need the card for?”

    Customer: “I’m looking for a card for my enemy.”

    Me: “Um, okay—”

    Customer: “I want it to say ‘DIE, BASTARD, DIE!’”

    Me: “I’m…afraid we don’t actually have any cards to fit your needs. Your best bet is to try down the road at [competitor's] store.”