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  • All Sighs Point To No

    | MD, USA |

    (A lady calls and complains to our store.)

    Me: “Good Afternoon, [name of store]. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, I would like to speak with a manager!”

    Me: “Sure, no problem!”

    Manager: “Hello, this is [name]. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, I was just in your store eating my lunch in your little cafe, and your cashier on register #11 offended me.”

    Manager: “I’m sorry, ma’am. What did she do to offend you?”

    Customer: “She yawned.”

    Manager: “I’m sorry?”

    Customer: “She yawned, and I was so offended that I could not eat my lunch. She should not be paid to just stand there and yawn.”

    Manager: “Uhm…” *dumbfounded*

    Customer: “I did not want to say anything to her because she was very large.”

    Manager: “Okay ma’am, I will tell her to stop yawning and to get more sleep at night.”

    Customer: “Thank you so much!” *hangs up*