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    All In A Muggle

    | Chicago, IL, USA |

    (The entrance to the office is a sliding glass door. A man is staring at the doorway looking forlorn as I’m working the reception desk.)

    Me: “Can I help you, sir?”

    Customer: *shouting* “Yeah, I’m here to make a delivery!”

    Me: “You can just drop it off with me, sir.”

    Customer: *still shouting* “But how do I get in?”

    Me: “The door’s open.”

    Customer: “But where’s the door?”

    Me: “It’s right in front of you. It’s open.”

    Customer: “Okay, it’s unlocked, but how do I open it?”

    Me: “Just step forward!”

    (He cautiously puts his hands up and slowly walks through the open doorway, and smiles like he just found the entrance to Hogwarts.)