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All I Want For Christmas Is You

| Toronto, Ontario, Canada | Uncategorized

(I am working at a gift-wrapping booth at the mall. Since it is Christmas time, there are a lot of security guards around. A couple of security guards walk by the gift-wrap booth, eyeing the price list.)

Me: “Hi, how may I help you?”

Female security guard: “Excuse me, how much would it be to wrap him up?” *points at one of the other security guards*