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    Algae Get Another One

    | United KingdomUnited Kingdom | Pets & Animals

    (A middle aged couple come into the tropical fish section and ask me about their algae-eating fish.)

    Customer: "Hello, we bought some algae eaters a while back, and they died after about 2 weeks. We bought some more and they did exactly the same after 2 weeks and we were just wondering what could have been wrong with them?"

    Me: "What have you been feeding them?"

    Customer: "Nothing, we thought they ate the algae."

    Me: "They do, if there’s enough to go around."

    Customer: “Oh dear. Well they did keep the glass awfully clear."