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    Alarm Bells Will Be Ringing

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    (I work in a department next to the exit. A mother, father, and daughter set off the alarm.)

    Me: “Excuse me, I need to check your bag for something.”

    Husband: “God, really? Fine.”

    (I pull out a kid’s DVD.)

    Daughter: “What’s that?”

    Wife: “Great, just great! Here honey, this was supposed to be one of your Christmas presents! This woman here RUINED CHRISTMAS! I hope you’re happy that you ruined Christmas for this entire family!”