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Aisle Need A Break After This

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Patron: “I’d like a seat on an aisle.”

Me: “Unfortunately I have no aisle seats available for this performance. I can do row H in the right section.”

Patron: “Is that on an aisle?”

Me: “No. As I said, I have no aisle seats for this show. If row H doesn’t work, I can give you row O in the center.”

Patron: “Are those on an aisle?”

Me: “No, they are not.”

Patron: “Well, I’ll take the first ones you said.”

Me: “Okay, row H, seats 6 and 8.”

Patron: “And those are on the aisle, right?”