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    Airheaded, Part 2

    | Massapequa, New York, NY, USA |

    Customer: “My son let go of the balloons. I need more.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, that takes a long time to do and were very busy now. It will take at least an hour.”

    Customer: “But the party is now! What the f*** am I supposed to do with no balloons?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, it takes a while. I will do them as fast as possible.”

    (He leaves and I start to fill up so many balloons my fingers are red.)

    Customer: “About time!”

    Me: “Okay, sir. I’m sorry you lost the balloons, so I took 25% off.”

    Customer: “You’re charging me for these?!”

    Me: “Yes, you are buying more balloons.”

    Customer: “But I just paid for balloons, and they flew away.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but you bought them and you’re buying more. I need to charge you.”

    Customer: “But this was your fault! You shouldn’t have made them so… floaty!”

    Me: “… I’m very sorry, but these are less… floaty.”

    Customer: “Really?”

    Me: *sarcastically* “Yes!”

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