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    | San Diego, CA, USA | Extra Stupid, Holidays, Theme Of The Month

    (I overhear a couple of customers shopping for Christmas lights.)

    Customer #1: “Ooh, these are LEDs, so that means no electricity!”

    Customer #2: “And that means no cords, right?”

    Customer #1: “Well, I’m sure there are SOME cords…”

    Customer #2: “Obviously something has to hold them together, but I mean no cords to stretch across the driveway and lawn!”

    Customer #1: “Oh! Right!”