Airheaded Dimwits
(I overhear a couple of customers shopping for Christmas lights.)
Customer #1: “Ooh, these are LEDs, so that means no electricity!”
Customer #2: “And that means no cords, right?”
Customer #1: “Well, I’m sure there are SOME cords…”
Customer #2: “Obviously something has to hold them together, but I mean no cords to stretch across the driveway and lawn!”
Customer #1: “Oh! Right!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?