Ain’t No Mountain Wry Enough
Me: “…and a large Dew.”
Customer: “I’m sorry, did you just call me a Jew?”
Customer’s Wife: “But honey, you are a Jew.”
Me: “Oh, no, sorry. I meant a large Mountain Dew.”
Customer: “Oh, really? Really, I’m flattered but I’ve never been to the mountains.”
Me: “Ah, sorry?”
Customer: *comically bangs his fists against his chest* “I am the large mountain Jew!”
Customer’s Wife: * to me* “I am so sorry about him. Honestly, I can’t take him anywhere.”
Me: “Really, it’s fine.”
Customer: “The large mountain Jew goes anywhere he wants to!”
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