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    Ah, The Magic of Pavlov

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    (We have a clock at the wild animal park that chimes every 15 minutes. A guest walked up to my ticket booth and asked me a question…)

    Guest: “What do those chimes mean?”

    Me: “Those tell us what time it is.”

    Guest: “Oh. Does that mean we have to leave the park?”

    Me: (I’m trying really hard not to laugh) “No. It’s only noon and the park closes at 8pm.”