Me: “Your vehicle is a total loss.”

Customer: “My vehicle is in great condition!”

Me: “It’s 14 years old and it costs more to repair your vehicle than it’s worth.”

Customer: “Well, my son is 14 years old and he’s not falling apart!”

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