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    Ah, Mothers, Part 3

    | Morristown, TN, USA |

    (A customer comes in with a friend to translate for her, since she does not speak very good English.)

    Me: “Hello, how may I help you today?”

    Customer: “Hello. You remember me?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, I don’t. I see a lot of people every day.”

    Customer: “Well, you remember my daughter, right?”

    Me: “No, I don’t…sorry. Is she with you?”

    Customer: “No, but you two would look good together!”

    Me: *laughing* “I’m sorry, but I’m engaged.”

    Customer: “You gay? I sorry! Sorry!”

    Customer’s friend: *translating* “No, he said engaged.”

    Customer: “Oh, you getting married. Well she no care if you married. She very pretty, and tall!”

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