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    Ah, Marriage

    , | Eugene, OR, USA |

    Me: “Hi, welcome to [pizza restaurant], would you like to hear about our specials?

    Customer: “I was wondering if you could make your Delite pizzas in the family size.”

    Me: “I apologize, but we only serve the Delite pizzas in the large.”

    Customer: “… but I want the Delite in the family size.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but the thin crust only comes in the large size.”

    Customer: “I don’t want the large size! I want the family!”

    (I hear her husband yelling at her in the background.)

    Customer’s husband: “She already told you they don’t make it in the family size!”

    Customer: “I know that. But I want the family size.”

    Customer’s husband: “JUST GET THE LARGE!”

    (The couple continues to argue for a minute or so before I interrupt them.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, but is there something else we could get you?”

    Customer: “NO! I DON’T WANT YOUR GODD**N PIZZA!” *slams down phone*