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    | Tokyo, Japan | Top

    Me, checking a customer’s network connection: “…so you double-click with the left button of your mouse on the Local Area Connection icon.”

    Customer: “What? Double-kick?”

    Me: “No, double-click; I mean you click twice, consecutively with the left button of your mouse on the Local Area Connection icon.”

    Customer: “Double-kick?”

    Me: “Yes, double-kick your monitor.”