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    Age Is But A (Phone) Number

    | Reynoldsburg, OH, USA |

    (Note: I’m dealing with a male customer in his forties or fifties at the checkout stand.)

    Me: “Do you have a rewards card?”

    Customer: “Yeah, but I don’t have it with me.”

    Me: “That’s perfectly fine. Can I have your phone number?”

    Customer: “Uh…can I ask you a personal question?”

    Me: “Sure?”

    Customer: “How old are you?”

    Me: “I’m seventeen.”

    Customer: “Awesome! I’m gonna go home and tell my wife a seventeen year old asked for my number. Thanks!”

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