November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Age Before Lewdy

| UK | Rude & Risque

(A coworker and I are talking about birthdays. A woman, around 70, is in the shop, and decides to add to our conversation in a very unique way.)

Me: “Everyone in my family says I’m really hard to buy for, so I’m pretty much guaranteed to get pyjamas from everyone I know.”

Coworker: “I’m the same. I probably have more pyjamas than actual clothes.”

70-year-old Customer: “Oh, I’m the same, but with night dresses. I prefer them because they’re easier access.” *winks*