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    After The Tornado, Dorothy Never Was Quite The Same

    | High Desert, CA, USA | Uncategorized

    Me: “How can I help you?”

    Old Woman: “Well?”

    Me: “How can I help you?”

    Old Woman: “Are they here?”

    Me: “Are what here? Glasses? Contacts?”

    Old Woman: “MY GLASSES GOD D**N IT!”

    Me: “I’ll be happy to check. What is your last name?”

    Old Woman: “Dorothy.”

    Me: “Dorothy is your LAST name?”

    Old Woman: “Dorothy.”

    Me: “And your first name?”

    Old Woman: “Dorothy.”

    Me: “Okay, so your name is Dorothy Dorothy. Got it.”