It’s ‘Like’ Marriage

(My husband and I love the food at a local Thai restaurant, so we frequently walk there to get lunch on the weekends. This happens when we get the check:)

Waitress: “Here’s your check! I notice you guys here all the time and you’re always laughing together. You guys must be really good friends!”

Me: “Oh, we’re more than friends. We’re married!”

(We flash our wedding bands at her.)

Waitress: “Oh… oh! Wow, I had no idea. You guys don’t act like ANY married couple I’ve ever seen here; you actually seem to like each other!”

Me: “Well… uh… thanks?”

(The waitress walked away shaking her head, mystified by the fact that two married people could actually like each other.)