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    | Kansas City, MO, USA |

    (I work in a retail store that sells adult novelties like edible body paint and lingerie. A teenage customer has just bought a lighter with a pot leaf on it around an hour ago.)

    Customer: “I want to return this. My mom said I’m not allowed to spend my money on stuff this vulgar.”

    Me: “Well, we can either give you a different lighter or a gift card, but our return policy states we don’t give cash back.”

    Customer: “Give me a minute.”

    (The customer grabs a lighter to exchange it with. It’s in the shape of a hand with its middle finger extended and says ‘f*** you!’ whenever you press the button.)