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We read each and every quote we receive, but due to the high volume of submissions not every quote makes it onto the site.

Here are a few questions you should ask yourself before submitting your quote:

• Is the quote about a customer doing something funny, outrageous or otherwise unusual?
• Is the quote original, and not taken from another site, TV show, movie, periodical, or Not Always Right itself?
• If present, are the employees in the quote generally well-behaved?

If the answer to all three questions is “Yes,” your quote has a high likelihood of being posted.

If you do not see what you feel is a valid post after several months (yes, our volume of submissions is that large!), please feel free to resubmit your quote — it’s rare, but sometimes submissions do get lost in the mail.

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