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    Actually, You Look More Like A C-Cup

    | Minnesota, USA

    Customer Looking at Batteries: “My friend asked me to pick her up some D batteries, but I’m not sure which ones to get.”

    (Customer holds up a package with 10 D batteries in it and a package with 12 D batteries in it)

    Customer: “What’s the difference between 10D and 12D? I don’t want to get the wrong ones.”

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