Actually, We’re Saving Them For WW3
(At our restaurant, an American tourist tries to pay for his meal in American currency.)
Me: “Sorry, sir. We can only accept Australian Dollars here.”
Customer: “What? What are you talking about? Isn’t this like, our colony?”
Me: “I assure you, sir, Australia has never been an American colony. We were, however, once controlled by the British.”
Customer: “But… wasn’t it you we beat in World War 2?!”
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