Actually, He’s Only Friends With Dorothy
(While making a drink for my table, I overhear a woman approach my manager.)
Customer: “You’re the manager, right?”
Manager: “Yeah, how can I help you?”
Customer: “One of your employees just said a very dirty word as that table over there!”
Manager: “I’m terribly sorry, ma’am. What did they say?”
Customer: *lowers her voice* “The “p” word.”
Manager: “I’m very sorry. Who said it, now?”
(The customer then points to an openly gay male employee, the store’s trainer.)
Customer: “Him, right there. He was going on about his girlfriend’s hot… you know!”
Manager: “Did he say ‘eww’ afterward?”
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