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Actually, He’s Only Friends With Dorothy

| Ft. Worth, TX, USA | Uncategorized

(While making a drink for my table, I overhear a woman approach my manager.)

Customer: “You’re the manager, right?”

Manager: “Yeah, how can I help you?”

Customer: “One of your employees just said a very dirty word as that table over there!”

Manager: “I’m terribly sorry, ma’am. What did they say?”

Customer: *lowers her voice* “The “p” word.”

Manager: “I’m very sorry. Who said it, now?”

(The customer then points to an openly gay male employee, the store’s

Customer: “Him, right there. He was going on about his girlfriend’s hot… you know!”

Manager: “Did he say ‘eww’ afterwards?”