Actors Are Un-Depp-Endable

(We have the new ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie playing in three theaters. There are three boards, with three show-times, and three different actors. A customer wants to see a showing that has an actor other than Johnny Depp listed.)

Me: “Hi, can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, is Johnny Depp in the 1:10 showing of Pirates Of The Caribbean?”

Me: “Yes, that board just has another actor listed.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. Just making sure.”