A Very Closeted Couple
(My boyfriend and I have just finished making love on the floor of his closet. Afterwards, he starts laughing.)
Me: “What’s so funny?”
Boyfriend: “You know how people come out of the closet?”
Me: “Yeah?”
Boyfriend: “We’re different. We came in the closet!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
